Tera Patrick
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Tasty Thai temptress Tera Patrick is known mainly for showing her pa’nang under her own name as well as other noms de porn, but she’s also had legitimate cinematic roles. Okay, so Fast Lane to Vegas (2000), The Seduction of Maxine (2001), and Personals: College Girl Seeking… (2001) aren’t exactly Bergman, but next to the likes of Up and Cummers 80 (2000), Ass Angels (2000), and Fluffy Cumsalot, Porn Star (2003), anything else seems legitimate. Tera grabbed the 2000s by the balls, literally and figuratively, becoming one of those rare porn stars who crossed over into the mainstream. She appeared in the Kevin Hart comedy Soul Plane (2004), the Adult Swim series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and the Will Ferrell sports flick Blades of Glory (2007), got naked in the documentaries Thinking XXX (2004) and Fuck (2005), and made a legendary appearance on The Howard Stern Show by riding the studio’s Sybian self-pleasure machine. Recently, Tera got geek boners pumped up when she titillated in the comedy Live Nude Girls (2014), showing off her phenomenal fun bags while dancing in a sexy Princess Leia slave outfit! Tera has also hosted a skinternet talk show and done USO tours with the equally booberific Salma Hayek. Moreover, she started her own production company, earned a certificate as an emergency medical technician, has a degree in microbiology, was a registered nurse, and is fluent in Hungarian, so it’s clear the D in her D-cup doesn’t stand for dummy! We’d love to add our D to the equation.